Bryn Gribben

Dad Joke

The dad jokeโ€™s no deep dive:
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  a contact trace,
ย  ย  ย  ย  the beer goggles of humor,

but he thinks itโ€™s Patient Zero,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  steampunk and virtual reality in one.

Really, man, itโ€™s yuppie flu,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  physician-assisted suicide that will not die,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  an over-used emoticon under-performing.

Who can we diss, though?
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Genomics? Itโ€™s something beyond himself,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  scripting language in the bone,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  a molecular chaperone gone rogue.

Itโ€™s the comedy of ADHD,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  all acid-washed and out of date,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  but bad as bioterrorism.

Dear Daddy,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  be my BFF, my food-coma fatherโ€”
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  pack your prepress puns inside

your mindโ€™s messenger bag.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Iโ€™d call you loony,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  if that didnโ€™t cut Canadians.

Still, sometimes I hold your ha haโ€™s
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  in my hand like a palmtop.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Just trying is a tentpole for true love.


Bryn Gribben is a poet and essayist who left academia to explore antiques.  Her essay “Cabin” was nominated for a 2019 Pushcart Prize, and she was a finalist for the 2021 Creative Nonfiction Porch Prize, as well as a finalist for the Peseroff Prize in poetry.  Bryn’s first book, a musical memoir, Amplified Heart:  An Emotional Discography, was published by Otherwords Press in 2022. She lives in Seattle with two cats and a love song of a partner.